November 30, 2008

New Presidential Library

This showed up in my inbox today:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush: 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.' 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.' 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.' 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.' 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.' 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.' 'The future will be better tomorrow.' 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.' 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op). 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.' 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'


Sincerely, Jack Abramoff,

Co-Chairman, G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

Sounds about right.

Posted by Mary at November 30, 2008 11:15 PM | US Politics | Technorati links |

Is this a joke?

Posted by: brian at December 1, 2008 03:19 AM

Austria, Germany, Iran: Bush admits he sticked to "faulty intelligence"
President Bush let it all out today during an interview with ABC News' Charlie Gibson. Bush delivered a mea culpa on Iraq, the economic crisis and the 2008 election outcome for Republicans. Below are three write-ups on different parts of the interview: From ABC News: Bush on the Iraq War... Looking back on his eight years in the White House, President George W. Bush said he was "unprepared" for war and pinpointed incorrect intelligence that Iraqi President Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction as "biggest regret of all the presidency." "I think I was unprepared for war," Bush told ABC News' Charlie Gibson in an interview airing today on "World News." NOTE: See I told you I was living in a nightmare. What did the burning Bush just say?

From Digby:
I think that somebody, somewhere stopped Bush/Cheney from attacking Iran. Maybe Gates had something to do with it. Obama's toughest tight rope is the Persian Gulf, maybe he needs a balancer.

btw: I would recommend to attack Iran in 5 minutes because of nukes if in fact Bush hadnt attacked Iraq. The contradiction? There would hardly be a nuclear threat despite towards Israel. Nevertheless, Bush manouvered the US into a dead end. There will be no foreseeable end to high oil prices because Bush has become blackmailable meanwhile.

Well, my opinion about ww1 is that Germany had to get involved because the Austrian successor to the throne was shot and there were contracts of alliance with the Austrians. WW1 was over and the king was booted in Germany because he got involved. The only thing that happened next was that this fucking Austrian Hitler appeared ans - in fact - demanded the same validity of demands as for ww1 in ww2. He simply filled the hole the king left open more or less involuntarily. Now, what nerves me about this Saddam/Akmaydjinedjads problem is in fact, that u shoot Akmaydjinedjad in the first place. And, fuck, I give a shit about Austrian throne suxessors.

I mean its been clear from the start that shooting Saddam would leave a hole and furthermore would add to the popularity of Oussama and Akmaydjinedjad. Bush did a serious fuk to fight it, in fact, Akmaydjinedjad and Oussama can play sharks in the pool called Iraq.

And dont tell me Bombay was some fucking coincidence.

Im fed up of Bushs "coincidences."

Posted by: ccokz at December 1, 2008 07:31 PM

Thanks I need that and I'm sure any books that are there will be the POP Up type.

Posted by: jo6pac at December 4, 2008 06:09 PM

Heh, heh - that's a keeper!

Posted by: Flo at December 6, 2008 12:26 PM