January 04, 2008

Shorter Iowa Caucuses

You did want the Cliff's Notes(TM) version, right? Here's the top 4 vote getters in my sketchy impression of circumstance and their own words ...

Obama: I finally brought the kids to the party when they all said it couldn't be done; damn right I can change this country politely!

Edwards: I got this far with a sixth of the funding of my opponents, and I did it for you. The fight with our corporate overlords is on!

Clinton: I've been doing this for years and if you want change, I know how to get it done. Game on, New Hampshire!

Huckabee: I really love the people behind me, and together, we're taking the Republican Party and the country back from the godless people in front of me!

Posted by natasha at January 4, 2008 12:56 AM | US Politics | Technorati links |
Comments

Succinct, and accurate. ;-)

Posted by: palamedes at January 4, 2008 07:09 AM