June 23, 2005


Why do so many Republicans hate the Bible's teachings?

Buggered are the peaceable, since they will be mocked by Rich Lowry.

If you want to throw out corrupt moneychangers, it will be over the cold, grasping fingers of Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff and Grover Norquist.

Those who minister to the afflicted in prison will be insulted by Hugh Hewitt.

Scott McClellan will happily bear false witness: "They are treated humanely, and that has always been the policy at Guantanamo Bay. ... Now, these detainees are dangerous enemy combatants."

If you are sick and a stranger, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) will tell you to shove off. If you're sick and we know who you are, Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney will instead stick it to you.

And if you are naked and in need of clothing, Rush Limbaugh will suggest that you sit back and enjoy the frat party.

Got to love those family values.

Posted by natasha at June 23, 2005 11:31 AM | US Politics | Technorati links |