March 28, 2005

The secret is out.

US veep Dick Cheney's hidden past as a nude artists' model has, uh, raised its head.

Although Cheney has a history of heart troubles, the paintings and sculptures that feature him are, ironically, giving heart palpitations to countless women lined up around the block to get in to see them. "If my husband was built like that," confides Annie Graham, 38, "I'd never want to get out of bed!"

Cheney even has a following among gay men. "It's cool that he's got a gay daughter," observes Dennis du Bois, 41. "But it's hot that he's got that monster between his legs. I mean, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! Yowzah!"

And if you don't believe any of this, we ask: If it wasn't true, would the Weekly World News be printing it?

More: When you're done taking in the veep's wang-dang-doodle, you might want to consider the Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You. [Thanks, grow-a-brain!]

Posted by Magpie at March 28, 2005 12:46 PM | Humor | Technorati links |
Comments

If it's in the WWN, it must be true.

Posted by: alphabitch at March 28, 2005 01:26 PM

Is Dick the new 'Bat Boy'?

Posted by: David Aquarius at March 28, 2005 02:46 PM