June 27, 2004

Which Illuminati Are You?

Thanks to Art Machine:

The Bavarian Illuminati. Fnord.

Bavaria: Power for Power's Sake.
Fnord.

Which Illuminati are you?
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I'd like to take this occasion to remind readers that it's always useful to have an evil plan lying around. Preferably, in wait. Why an evil plan, and not just your standard backup plan? Because evil plans are inherently more fun, and motivational, too.

Want to get good grades? Make it your evil plan to blow the curve for the class. Get a promotion? Clearly your evil plan must be to conquer your department, or as much of it as you want anyway, until all has fallen under your dominion. Want to get more politically active? Scheme your way to registering the eligible voters in your precinct/district, possibly turning them into a dark army of electoral might.

See, more fun. There will always be spiteful sumbitches running around making life miserable until everybody else learns how to be ruthlessly fair and democratic.

Posted by natasha at June 27, 2004 09:54 AM | Random Mumblings | Technorati links |
Comments

Ah, but do you follow the rules for being an evil overlord?

http://www.lasalion.com/
namoks/tales_jokes/
jokes20000719.html

Should we run the current administration up and down this list to see how they're doing?

Posted by: Darryl Pearce at June 27, 2004 05:16 PM

That link didn't work, but this one seemed to. I may have run across those before, and it's good to be reminded.

Though I don't plan on trying to take over the world, maybe a county or two at most, I intend to remain safely inconsequential. However, having a small child as an advisor probably isn't a bad idea. I've worked for some companies that could have done better with at least one of those on the management team.

Posted by: natasha at June 28, 2004 05:02 AM