April 23, 2004

Are you trying to shed those excess pounds/kilos?

Forget Atkins and WeightWatchers. Dribble your way to slimness with the amazing Preschooler Diet:

It works like this: For breakfast, you have a small Barney-bowl full of Cheerios with 2% milk, four banana slices on the side and a sippy cup of orange juice. Using a spoon with a blue rubber handle, eat half the cereal and dribble the rest of it onto your shirt. Take two big sips of juice, try to gargle with it and then laugh convulsively, causing the juice to shoot out your nose. Mash the banana slices into the table with your fingers.

Magpie's mommy tells her that this came via the LA Times.

Posted by Magpie at April 23, 2004 08:34 AM | Random Mumblings | Technorati links |